Be Happy: Archive

Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!

Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

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bases for normal people: 
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me: 
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other

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wizcoylifa: it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir? “well it looks like this sweet 16” “just got a little sweeter” YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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goldalines: the maine might have forgotten about the period of time where they had synths and straightened their hair and wore neon but i haven’t

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If I like you, I like you.

staypozitive: I’m not saying i like you because you’re hot you’re sexy you’re fine you’ve got a nice body you’re perfect, I like you because you can be yourself around me you make me smile your personality you do the weirdest things and I find it cute

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marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

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kittenqueefs: oh mmY goDD

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smilelove-: zombiepark: le-pant: and-you-are-perfection-baby: hellomuhdear: lappy486: yeezytaughtme: 1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success kill me stop welp someone give me a gun to shoot myself with anytime… i can’t Why did I pause Chad VanGaalen for this? Someone please tell me… what did i just watch… jesus lord What? Are you retarded?...

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straightgold3n: chef-goldblum: therickymartin: who-gives-a-flux: shelbyjacobson: the more i watch it the funnier it gets …..funniest 10 seconds of my night right there. hahhahahahahaa Hahahahahahahahahaha. Holy fuck. It literally gets funnier every god damn time you watch it I CAN’T BREATHE

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captainsalter: when life gets hard just think about good looking men that have talked to u

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boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut 
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp

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wwolvvess: amandafiske: I AM SCERAMINGHIDFG OMG THE ONE KID JUST EATS CAKE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AAHAHAHA

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